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The Mean Thing That Daughters Do

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I hope that my mother is all “oh look, a Christmas/birthday package from my darling daughter!” And then that excitement will slowly turn to horror as she realizes her daughter mailed her snakes! That’s how I roll, Mom, that’s how I roll. The 41’s are a throwback to the year Mom told me to write Grandma’s age ALL OVER her presents. My mom is fairly young, but it isn’t too early to start trolling her. I also put in my 1,000th demand for a baby brother.

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